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Calling Pets “Pets” Is a Thought Crime

May 19, 2011   

Calling Pets “Pets” Is a Thought Crime

29 April, 2011 (12:11) | Feeds, Headlines | By: staffwriter Lion of Judah The Movie- Once Upon a Stable

Written By : Van Helsing

It’s time for a new edition of the Newspeak dictionary. According to the pointy-headed circus clowns who pass down surrealist moral judgments from atop their ivory towers, our current vocabulary oppresses animals:

Animal lovers should stop calling their furry or feathered friends “pets” because the term is insulting, leading academics claim.

Domestic dogs, cats, hamsters or budgerigars should be rebranded as “companion animals” while owners should be known as “human carers”, they insist.

Other forbidden terms include “critters” and “beasts.” Pet owners are not to be referred to as “owners,” because this

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